EPIC grumpy cat time.

Even more crap my dog eats

My dog is apparently not satisfied with nearly killing herself by eating large quantities of cat food and random objects she finds around the home. She has recently discovered how to open the refrigerator. This list shows some of the items she has consumed in the last 3 weeks alone. the percentage will show how much of the item was buried in our couch.

• 3 loaves of bread /50%
• 3 sticks of butter /50%
• 3 tubs of spreadable butter /40%
• 40-50 purdue chicken nuggets
• 3 tubs of grated Parmesan cheese
• 2 packages of 8 hot dogs
• 1 package of 6 hot dog buns (don't get me started on the dog/bun ratio)
• Fudge

More crap my dog eats

Here are some additions to crap my dog has eaten

• Used Q-tips
• Used cotton balls
• Used kleenex
• 2/3 package Uncooked Microwave popcorn
• Sticks
• Used diaper (full of pee)
• Goose poop

I guess what I'm trying to say is she's not a picky eater.

crap my dog eats

This will be the first in a series of posts about what my dog eats when we are not looking. Looking back through this blog, you may notice that the dog has always had a pretty serious oral fixation. So this should not come as a surprise to anyone who has looked through this blog before.

• 1 dozen frosted cupcakes (with wrappers)
• 1/2 birthday cake
• 3/4 birthday cake
• 1/2 loaf bread (wheat)
• 1/2 loaf bread (12 grain)
• 1/2 jar nutella
• 3/4 jar nutella
• 8 cans cat food
• 2 100 calorie packs cupcakes
• stuffing from a chew toy (bowel obstruction time! :(
• 2 pounds of dry cat food (bowel obstruction #2! :( :(
• 2 pounds dry cat food (explosive diarrhea hourly through the night :( :( :(
• anything that comes out of our cat

This list will be added to with future blog posts.

bath time

Getting rid of this chair soon anyway

She just sits there looking out the window occasionally woofing listlessly at passers-by.

Innocent

food goes here.

where ya going keeper?

Sleepy Time Keeper